Mail Order Tranny

[create_destiny]

Dear Doro,

My Russian mail-order bride is actually a man dressed as a woman. I paid $25,000 to fly her over here and marry me. On our wedding night I found out she is a he.

What should I do?

Signed,
Russian Bride Bonus Package

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Dear Russian Bride Bonus Package:

Your Russian bride probably just has very small breasts and elephantiasis of the clitoris. Take her from behind. Stroke her engorged clitoris like you would your own penis. Don't worry. It will be fine. You worry too much.

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[jafnhar.livejournal.com]

If you send money to Russia, you're lucky if anything steps out the of the airplane.