Yowza!

[create_destiny]

I think I have a soap fetish. I went a little nuts recently at one of those foo-foo body bath stores and came home with a bag of sweet, fresh-smelling goodies. I immediately jumped in the shower to give them a go. The first thing I tried was the "Ginger Verbena Body Polish" and Oh. My. God. When I got out of the shower I was tingling from head to toe. For the next 45 minutes I felt like I had a York Peppermint Patty in my vagina. Radiating waves of minty sensations tantilized me. All I could do was lay on the couch and moan with pleasure.

My boyfriend thought I was having an aneurism and was about to call for an ambulance until I breathlessly explained what was happening. Out of curiousity, he went to the bathroom and retrieved the Ginger Verbena. "You mean this stuff right here?" He asked, holding up the jar. I leapt off the couch and snatched it out of his hands. "You are NOT to touch this! You understand me? It's mine!" I have my boundaries, people, and the Ginger Verbena Body Polish is where I draw the line.

Comments

[whosplittheatom.livejournal.com]

lmao!

I can see a commercial in my head right now... "...when your vagina bites into a York Peppermint Patty, the sensation is like..."

[the-mongrel.livejournal.com]

Holy moly, I got to try this stuff!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

And how is it that you know what it feels like to have confections inside your private parts like that? What sort of life did you lead before you met me?

[thejuicyone.livejournal.com]

hahaha i should give that a try!!

woooo thanks

[sirndipiti.livejournal.com]

have saved that name and must find some fer my Wendy ;)

[jennjenn71.livejournal.com]

I feel that way about my Body Shop Peppermint Body Scrub. Oh My God, almost. don't. need. a. man.

[badkat.livejournal.com]

OK--I HAVE to know---which bath shop did you shop at to buy the happy vagina stuff??? Inquiring women (and their vaginas) want to know!