Some People be Freaky Like That

[create_destiny]

Dear Doro,

Help! I think I'm a gay man trapped inside a teenage girl trapped inside an alien trapped inside a lesbian trapped a white heterosexual male, possibly trapped inside yet another alien or another hairy lesbian! What should I do?!

Signed,
My Closet Has Many Mansions

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Dear Closet With Many Mansions:

Nah, baby. You just Björk, that's all. You freaky like that.

Comments

[nightlikeariver.livejournal.com]

haha. that's great.

[nodressrehersal.livejournal.com]

You're having fun with this, aren't you Dear Doro?

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I have to admit I am.