Happy Man Annoys Co-Workers

[create_destiny]

Dear Doro,

I am extremely happy with my job and it shows. My happiness really annoys my co-workers. What should I do?

Signed,
Happy Man in the Office

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Dear Happy Man in the Office,

Ain't nobody wanna see no nappy-ass white boy prancin' 'round the office, 'specially if he ain't got no donuts. Try actin' real depressed til about noon, then break out a little bottle of hooch and pass it around. People be toleratin' yo happy ass better when they be gettin' a little liquored up.

Comments

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

I found this advice to be especially helpful when one telecommutes.

After a few shots, everybody in the 'office' is feeling good.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to drink at work. You've made it sound so tempting!

[anodyne19148.livejournal.com]

LOL! This is the funniest one so far.

[si-anenome.livejournal.com]

Hey! Sounds like my office -- but without the happy many.

[si-anenome.livejournal.com]

Man...

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I wish it sounded like my office.

[shellynoir.livejournal.com]

dang, I wish unhappy guy who's been coughing up a lung for a month was like this.

no longer Happy Man

[nameleswanderer.livejournal.com]

Dear Doro (Goddess of Answers),
Before I could try your wonderful suggestion (which I know would work) I found out my wonderful job will end. Now the people in my office who hate their jobs laugh at me every time they see me. What should I do?
No Longer Happy Man

Re: no longer Happy Man

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I hope you are joking.