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create_destiny ([personal profile] create_destiny) wrote2008-01-24 07:23 pm
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Happy Man Annoys Co-Workers

Dear Doro,

I am extremely happy with my job and it shows. My happiness really annoys my co-workers. What should I do?

Signed,
Happy Man in the Office


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Dear Happy Man in the Office,

Ain't nobody wanna see no nappy-ass white boy prancin' 'round the office, 'specially if he ain't got no donuts. Try actin' real depressed til about noon, then break out a little bottle of hooch and pass it around. People be toleratin' yo happy ass better when they be gettin' a little liquored up.

no longer Happy Man

[identity profile] nameleswanderer.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Doro (Goddess of Answers),
Before I could try your wonderful suggestion (which I know would work) I found out my wonderful job will end. Now the people in my office who hate their jobs laugh at me every time they see me. What should I do?
No Longer Happy Man

Re: no longer Happy Man

[identity profile] createdestiny.livejournal.com 2008-03-04 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you are joking.