Some People be Freaky Like That

Dear Doro,

Help! I think I'm a gay man trapped inside a teenage girl trapped inside an alien trapped inside a lesbian trapped a white heterosexual male, possibly trapped inside yet another alien or another hairy lesbian! What should I do?!

Signed,
My Closet Has Many Mansions

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Dear Closet With Many Mansions:

Nah, baby. You just Björk, that's all. You freaky like that.