Fuck Me, Amadeus.
You can always count on me to blurt out the most inappropriate things.
Like today, for example. I'm at a restaurant and I bump into a former co-worker who was fired for stealing from the company. "Hey, how ya doin'? Still a criminal?" I ask. He laughs nervously and glances at his date. "Well, good seeing you," I say and scamper back to my table where I proceed to die.
Like today, for example. I'm at a restaurant and I bump into a former co-worker who was fired for stealing from the company. "Hey, how ya doin'? Still a criminal?" I ask. He laughs nervously and glances at his date. "Well, good seeing you," I say and scamper back to my table where I proceed to die.