Fuck Me, Amadeus.

[create_destiny]

You can always count on me to blurt out the most inappropriate things.

Like today, for example. I'm at a restaurant and I bump into a former co-worker who was fired for stealing from the company. "Hey, how ya doin'? Still a criminal?" I ask. He laughs nervously and glances at his date. "Well, good seeing you," I say and scamper back to my table where I proceed to die.

Comments

[si-anenome.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. :)

[whosplittheatom.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! Well, you've never been one to water down the truth, that's for sure...

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Dude, you've got me wrong. I'm all about the water.

[jafnhar.livejournal.com]

Did you say it with wink and a smile, or a condemning stare? Depending on who you work for I could see myself saying it either way?

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I said it with a smile, but still, so inappropriate.

[sripali.livejournal.com]

outch! wicked!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

From what you told me about that guy, he deserved that and more.

Don't be so hard on yourself

[nodressrehersal.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking the appropriateness or inappropriateness of the comment should be calculated in direct proportion to the severity of his crime. Was it a couple of pencils and a pad of post-it notes, or the balance of the company's 401k plan?

And forgive me for quoting a Billy Joel song, but has it been long enough for "Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny!" to factor in as well?

Re: Don't be so hard on yourself

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

What he did will never be funny.

[cwmackowski.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!

(nice to hear from you, by the way)

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

You should be warned, I post some pretty racy stuff in here sometimes.

blurting out loud

[lcurtis.livejournal.com]

That's like when I ran into a client on the street and he was with some one I did not know and I ask if his Zypreza is still working and I suddenly realize that the person he is with has no idea about the mental illness.

Egg on face, shit!

Re: blurting out loud

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

D'oh!

Re: blurting out loud

[joeyouknow.livejournal.com]

You're killing me!