A Laundry List of My Compulsions, Disorders and Addictions

[create_destiny]

*dirty-dish-piling-up disorder
*compulsive-snooze-button-pressing disorder
*fear-of-running-out-of-toilet-paper disorder
*compulsive used-book-buying disorder
*infrequent-leg-shaving disorder
*compulsive exaggeration disorder
*fear-of-religious-pamphlet disorder
*blaming-bad-smells-on-the-dog disorder
*the-end-of-the-world-will-come-before-I-have-to-pay-this-bill disorder
*coffee addiction
*ice-cream addiction
*coffee-flavored ice-cream addiction

Comments

[whosplittheatom.livejournal.com]

you forgot "occasionally-spazz-out-on-your-unwitting-friends" disorder and "singing-weird-songs-about-tofutti" disorder. or I guess you could chalk those up to the "cryptic-gemini-split-personality-syndrome" ;p

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

How could I forget my psycho-bitch disorder!

The singing-weird-songs-about-tofutti is actually a rare talent and not a disorder, thank-you very much!

Don't even get me started on my syndromes. That's another list entirely.