A Laundry List of My Compulsions, Disorders and Addictions

[create_destiny]

*dirty-dish-piling-up disorder
*compulsive-snooze-button-pressing disorder
*fear-of-running-out-of-toilet-paper disorder
*compulsive used-book-buying disorder
*infrequent-leg-shaving disorder
*compulsive exaggeration disorder
*fear-of-religious-pamphlet disorder
*blaming-bad-smells-on-the-dog disorder
*the-end-of-the-world-will-come-before-I-have-to-pay-this-bill disorder
*coffee addiction
*ice-cream addiction
*coffee-flavored ice-cream addiction

Comments

[the-mongrel.livejournal.com]

haha...I have most of those too

[eversearching.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, your disorders are totally my disorders. Especially the end of the world disorder.

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

You forgot:
*excessive-flatulence disorder

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

No Dear, that's your dog.

[thedeepgreensea.livejournal.com]

I have

1, 3, 5 (change it to face), 6, and 7....

[mud-in-your-eye.livejournal.com]

Sounds a lot like me. Except the snooze button one. I am always ready to get up.

Oh, and even though leg shaving isn't really something I would consider, we'll say I have an "infrequent-face-shaving disorder. Yes, it's still 1985 and I'm Don Johnson. Or George Michael.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Oh, then you have the very rare "always-ready-to-get-up disorder." I wish I had that one.

[mud-in-your-eye.livejournal.com]

There is a down side. Along with it comes the "always-too-tired-to-acclomplish-much" disorder.

[whosplittheatom.livejournal.com]

you forgot "occasionally-spazz-out-on-your-unwitting-friends" disorder and "singing-weird-songs-about-tofutti" disorder. or I guess you could chalk those up to the "cryptic-gemini-split-personality-syndrome" ;p

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

How could I forget my psycho-bitch disorder!

The singing-weird-songs-about-tofutti is actually a rare talent and not a disorder, thank-you very much!

Don't even get me started on my syndromes. That's another list entirely.

yup yup yup

[orsoyousay.livejournal.com]

have to admit to sharing most of these disfunctionalities (is that a word?)--must substitute cat for dog, though (and this doesn't work most of the time since it's a fake cat)

Re: yup yup yup

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Blaming things on a fake cat would fall into the delusions catagory. That's another list too!