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create_destiny ([personal profile] create_destiny) wrote2008-06-07 10:31 pm

Not Cool

The Mister found this spider in our bathroom. It's a Bold Jumping Spider.

As you can tell by the scale, the spider is approximately 600 meters long. (Ha! Actually, that's part of a topographical map in the background.)

bold jumping spider

According to a field guide we have, Bold Jumping Spiders have elaborate courtship rituals that you can stimulate by holding a mirror in front of one. Fucking narcissists! Too bad we didn't know this before the Mister shook him out in the yard. That would have been interesting to see.

If I had found that spider I'd be in a padded room right now.

[identity profile] toodamnloud.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You could always get married.

[identity profile] derekfz.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
This comment reminds me of me, and Grover's expression combined with this comment reminds me even more of me!

[identity profile] createdestiny.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I like Grover because he's nervous and always freaking out, like me.