Not Cool

[create_destiny]

The Mister found this spider in our bathroom. It's a Bold Jumping Spider.

As you can tell by the scale, the spider is approximately 600 meters long. (Ha! Actually, that's part of a topographical map in the background.)



According to a field guide we have, Bold Jumping Spiders have elaborate courtship rituals that you can stimulate by holding a mirror in front of one. Fucking narcissists! Too bad we didn't know this before the Mister shook him out in the yard. That would have been interesting to see.

If I had found that spider I'd be in a padded room right now.

Comments

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious!

[derekfz.livejournal.com]

This comment reminds me of me, and Grover's expression combined with this comment reminds me even more of me!

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I like Grover because he's nervous and always freaking out, like me.