create_destiny: (wreck slow)
create_destiny ([personal profile] create_destiny) wrote2008-03-25 07:23 pm

Fuck Me, Amadeus.

You can always count on me to blurt out the most inappropriate things.

Like today, for example. I'm at a restaurant and I bump into a former co-worker who was fired for stealing from the company. "Hey, how ya doin'? Still a criminal?" I ask. He laughs nervously and glances at his date. "Well, good seeing you," I say and scamper back to my table where I proceed to die.

[identity profile] whosplittheatom.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahaha! Well, you've never been one to water down the truth, that's for sure...

[identity profile] createdestiny.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you've got me wrong. I'm all about the water.