Fuck Me, Amadeus.

[create_destiny]

You can always count on me to blurt out the most inappropriate things.

Like today, for example. I'm at a restaurant and I bump into a former co-worker who was fired for stealing from the company. "Hey, how ya doin'? Still a criminal?" I ask. He laughs nervously and glances at his date. "Well, good seeing you," I say and scamper back to my table where I proceed to die.

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[lcurtis.livejournal.com]

That's like when I ran into a client on the street and he was with some one I did not know and I ask if his Zypreza is still working and I suddenly realize that the person he is with has no idea about the mental illness.

Egg on face, shit!

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[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

D'oh!

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[joeyouknow.livejournal.com]

You're killing me!