Random Hilariousness Coming From the Boyfriend's Mouth

[create_destiny]

BF: "I want to start brewing my own beer."

ME: "I don't think we should start any new hobbies until my job situation stabilizes."

BF: "FINE!!! I'm gonna build my Solar Death Ray, then. I'm gonna build this!"

(This is the first I'd ever heard about his desire to build a Solar Death Ray)

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ME: "I'm going to do a load of whites now."

BF: "That's racist."

Comments

[angry-man.livejournal.com]

My roommate and I have been brewing things of our own.

[robin-rule.livejournal.com]

back in the seventies, my boyfriend and i tried to brew beer in the kitchen once,...nasty...