Random Hilariousness Coming From the Boyfriend's Mouth

[create_destiny]

BF: "I want to start brewing my own beer."

ME: "I don't think we should start any new hobbies until my job situation stabilizes."

BF: "FINE!!! I'm gonna build my Solar Death Ray, then. I'm gonna build this!"

(This is the first I'd ever heard about his desire to build a Solar Death Ray)

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ME: "I'm going to do a load of whites now."

BF: "That's racist."

Comments

[ignorantleafy.livejournal.com]

I'm totally stealing that second one... thanks for "sharing." Heh heh heh...

[angry-man.livejournal.com]

My roommate and I have been brewing things of our own.

[metalgypsy.livejournal.com]

you guys are hilarious

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

The first you've heard about my yen to build a Solar Death Ray?
Do you not even read my LJ??!!!

I posted about it last month: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ygolonac/107535.html

Sheesh. You better read about is so you aren't suprised when you walk in front of it and burst into flame.

[robin-rule.livejournal.com]

back in the seventies, my boyfriend and i tried to brew beer in the kitchen once,...nasty...

Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

That was a post about a solar furnace, not a solar death ray.

[eversearching.livejournal.com]

I want a solar death ray!

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

Women!
What would you know about death rays of any sort?

[bdanube.livejournal.com]

I am SO in. We can hit the thrift store for mirror bits!

The sun I've always wanted

[lcurtis.livejournal.com]

I've been working on a lunar death ray for years. Never thought about solar...Good idea!

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[truejabber.livejournal.com]

If it was up to them there probably wouldn't even be any death rays!

I used to enjoy brewing my own beer, though the bottling process is messy and makes the place smell like yeast for a few days.

[eversearching.livejournal.com]

To createdestiny: Yeah, I am probably much more a solar life ray sort of person, but I am also a fascinated with the things science can do sort of person. I just didn't even think of a solar life ray, besides, um, the sun. Which is also fascinating!

I'm about both! And I'd probably only use the one...

Bdanube- it thrills my heart to think of a thrift stored solar death ray!

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

We live nearly next door to the Sierra Nevada Brewery. I think we are pretty much used to the smell of beer brewing now :)

[dietcokehed.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say, I thought I had read read about a solar death ray...but i was wrong and apparently thinking like a man! I do that a lot sometimes :) I don't read instructions before trying to assemble something, I don't ask for directions when I'm lost...

[email-christen.livejournal.com]

wow!

I'm really truly deeply laughing; such a joy!!

Now I'm couging...

Should probably go get a cigarrette to calm down. That's hysterical. :-) Do you watch Eddie Izzard?

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

No, I've never watched Eddie Izzard. The name sounds familar though.