Random Hilariousness Coming From the Boyfriend's Mouth

[create_destiny]

BF: "I want to start brewing my own beer."

ME: "I don't think we should start any new hobbies until my job situation stabilizes."

BF: "FINE!!! I'm gonna build my Solar Death Ray, then. I'm gonna build this!"

(This is the first I'd ever heard about his desire to build a Solar Death Ray)

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ME: "I'm going to do a load of whites now."

BF: "That's racist."

Comments

Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

That was a post about a solar furnace, not a solar death ray.

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

Women!
What would you know about death rays of any sort?

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[truejabber.livejournal.com]

If it was up to them there probably wouldn't even be any death rays!

I used to enjoy brewing my own beer, though the bottling process is messy and makes the place smell like yeast for a few days.

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

We live nearly next door to the Sierra Nevada Brewery. I think we are pretty much used to the smell of beer brewing now :)