Drunk Smack 'n' Smack Minus the Drunk Part

[create_destiny]

I wanna to be a vegan terrorist because I'm opposed to stuff an' stuff. I'm like an anti-anti-antivist. And a pro anti prohibitist. I wanna tattoo a bunch of vegetables on my face to show how radical I am. And not just normal vegetables like carrots and broccoli, but weird ones like Africanized elephant garlic and Chinese Monkey leeks.

I wanna pierce my third eye with a rusty railroad spike. And not get a tetanus shot just to show how hardcore I am. And then I wanna get another railroad spike and shove it up my butt and have like a chain dangling from it that comes up between my legs and attaches to my nose ring. And people will be like, "that dude is so hardcore he can hardly walk and if he sits down like a normal person he'll puncture his bowel and die."

I wanna go insane from tetanus and smash some store fronts owned by innocent Asians to draw attention to police brutality. I wanna get arrested like 173 times for civil disobedience. I wanna get all disorderly conducty and go limp bizkit when the police arrest me. I wanna eat out of dumpsters and have incurable ringworm and be like the crustiest crust punk who ever lived in this white college town. I wanna have teenage disciples who worship me and make graffiti from all my super cryptic sayings like, "Disobey the fairy shepherd hog."

Comments

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Well, that's very disappointing. I haven't seen much of Arizona. Drove through it a few times on 10, veered south to check out Sedona for a bit.

I also love the intersection of Mexican and American culture. When I was in the Big Bend area of Texas, I loved seeing all the Mexican folk art. I don't know much about Texas, but what I saw in that area was pretty spiffy.

[raingirl26.livejournal.com]

You chose one of the most interesting towns in Arizona. Sedona is beautiful and there's a great 'ghost' town just south of there, and an amazing canyon one can drive up immediately north.

Yes, for some reason I think Texas has more crossover. Maybe simply because there's more action in general there and the Arizona border is very sleepy.