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Jul. 29th, 2008 09:10 pm
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ME: "Were you ever a Boy Scout?" (Asked while boyfriend was building the most illogical campfire known to man).

HIM: "No, I was a Webelo for a while, though. I don't remember much about it, just that we sacrificed a goat and we were all standing around holding candles and chanting to Satan."

Date: 2008-07-30 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] welfy.livejournal.com
I love your boyfriend stories. :^)

Date: 2008-07-30 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ygolonac.livejournal.com
Pssht. My 'illogical' camp fire kicked ass. Your pyramid style of campfire building is weak sauce.

When our ancestors discovered fire on the plains of Africa all those years ago, you can bet it was a MAN that figured out how to make campfires. And he promptly bbq-ed some mastodon ribs after he got it lit. A short while after that another dude discovered how to ferment grain and made the first beer.

Date: 2008-07-30 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] createdestiny.livejournal.com
Your campfire skills remind me of the Bush administration. Blowing your whole wad for a Texas-sized monster truck fire when we've only got a small amount of wood that needs to last for four days. Ever hear of conservation, buddy? How about sustainability?

Date: 2008-07-30 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bug-311.livejournal.com
a Texas-sized monster truck fire........

I'll be laughing for days!!! :-D

Date: 2008-07-30 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mom-o-cass.livejournal.com
i am really enjoying these posts :)

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