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ME: "Those kids saw you scratching your balls just now."
BOYFRIEND: "Well, I hope they learned something, then."
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ME: "I just read somewhere that Albuquerque is number 37 on a list
of the most stressful places to live in the U.S.
BOYFRIEND: "What's so stressful about living in Albuquerque? Trying to
remember how to spell it?"
BOYFRIEND: "Well, I hope they learned something, then."
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ME: "I just read somewhere that Albuquerque is number 37 on a list
of the most stressful places to live in the U.S.
BOYFRIEND: "What's so stressful about living in Albuquerque? Trying to
remember how to spell it?"
