More Funny Stuff From The Boyfriend's Mouth

ME: "I think we should put your crack monkey dog in the pound for a few days, teach him a lesson."

BF: "No, it will be just like prison -- he'll learn how to be an even worse dog."

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ME: "I want to explore abandoned structures and take photos.

BF: "Isn't that like trespassing? I don't know if my inner Ned Flanders will allow that."

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BF: "Do you want to go out for breakfast this morning?"

ME: "Sure."

BF: "Would you bring me back something too?"