More Funny Stuff From The Boyfriend's Mouth

[create_destiny]

ME: "I think we should put your crack monkey dog in the pound for a few days, teach him a lesson."

BF: "No, it will be just like prison -- he'll learn how to be an even worse dog."

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ME: "I want to explore abandoned structures and take photos.

BF: "Isn't that like trespassing? I don't know if my inner Ned Flanders will allow that."

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BF: "Do you want to go out for breakfast this morning?"

ME: "Sure."

BF: "Would you bring me back something too?"

Comments

[anodyne19148.livejournal.com]

That first one is hilarious!! LOL

[posteverything.livejournal.com]

Laughed out loud on the 3rd one..that was pretty dang smooth.

I think I like this dude.

[thedeepgreensea.livejournal.com]

The third one is the best, but you wouldn't like him...he hardly ever comes on to guys, and what's the point of having an LJ if you're not going to be experimental online and then tell the person you're dating that you were just joking around?

[posteverything.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you're mistaken, Dennis. It's the '80s and Tone-Loc is down with the ladies.

[thejuicyone.livejournal.com]

hahaha reminds me of those silly fwds i get in my e-mail!

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! I like him already.

I guess I don't have an inner Ned Flanders when it comes to exploring abandoned places. As long as we're not hurting anything or looting the place, not disrupting the environment, it can't be harming anyone.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I agree. (Stupid Flanders!!!)

[soopageek.livejournal.com]

t wouldn't be as mucn fun if it weren't trespassing.

I would imagine that northern California has a ghost town or two worth photographing.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll just leave the boyfriend at home.

[nameleswanderer.livejournal.com]

He has an inner Ned Flanders? I hope he never lets him out.

So what did you get him for breakfast?

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I made him take me to a hipster restaurant that he really doesn't care much for (Sin of Cortez).