The Joy of Discovery

[create_destiny]

When you're going to the bathroom and you realize that you are out of toilet paper, whatever you do, don't use a Glass Plus Multi-Surface Wipe. It's just not worth it.

Comments

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, dude. I got desperate.

[saladbar.livejournal.com]

Better than nothing I guess...

Unless you do it the indian way.

[ridiculicious.livejournal.com]

Har Har Har.

[thedeepgreensea.livejournal.com]

beautiful

[ladymorgaine.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend said the same exact thing about snow. I suppose that only applies to going outside, but the result was the same "not worth it" experience.

[whosplittheatom.livejournal.com]

haha, I bet *that* wasn't much like a York Peppermint Pattie...

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

No, it wasn't. Now I need chapstick for my butthole.

addy

[robin-rule.livejournal.com]

hey chiclets, would you feel comfortable sending yr mailing addy to me so i could mail you a small christmas present?
love robin

myjennywren@hotmail.com

Re: addy

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.

[metalgypsy.livejournal.com]

i'm sorry, i just can't stop cracking up about this...but, that is so sad! uh.

anyways- keep a phone book closeby- the pages work great when you're in a bind.

there's always the Synthesis too! (as long as it's not my work you're wiping on!)

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I've told a few people that I was drunk when I did it, but that's a lie! The really sad part is that there's a container of baby wipes in there and I could have used those, but I didn't think of that.