Reflection Train Wreck

[create_destiny]

This morning, in the restroom at work, I gazed at my reflection in the mirror while washing my hands and was horrified! All the hair on one side of my head had fallen out of my hair clip, there was a streak of blue ink across my cheek and an inexplicable piece of string was hanging from my bottom lip!!!

I can't believe my co-workers didn't say anything to me. They allowed me to sit at my desk all morning in such a state! I mean, what the fuck, man?

Okay, I made up the ink streak part for dramatic effect....oh, and the hair thing too. And I lied about the string......BUT STILL!

Comments

[nodressrehersal.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is, taking away the hair thing because it didn't exist, minusing the ink streak because it wasn't there, removing the string because it was a lie, what we're left with is this:

"This morning, in the restroom at work, I gazed at my reflection in the mirror while washing my hands and was horrified!"

Hmm...how may we help you, my dear?

How about we offer up a prayer of thanks to the universe that you also didn't have toilet paper hanging out the back of your pants, a pencil scribble on your left boob, and a small reminder of a previous nose-blow in your right nostril.