Better Nate Than Lever

[create_destiny]

Last weekend, the boyfriend and I had some friends over for a Birthday BBQ. dietcokehed made this super cool cake for me. She rocks!

All my best Chico buds were present as well as my home girl from Fresno. I was showered with cool gifts - sugar scrubs and body butter, magical rings that deflect rotten co-workers, some Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout and a gift card to buy art supplies.

I've never seen the boyfriend drink more than a couple beers, but the night of my Birthday BBQ he decided to really tie one on. At one point our toilet flusher broke and I dragged him to bathroom to see if he could fix it. He actually said to me, and I quote: "I'm too inebriated right now to fix this toilet, but I need you to get me another beer."

After everyone left, I was cleaning up a bit and the boyfriend kept pawing at me and acting really obnoxious. I was forced to treat him like a two-year old child. "You get to bed right now, Mister, or I'm calling the police!" I threatened. He mocked me by dropping his pants, hiking up his boxer briefs practically to his nipples and dancing around like homosexual retarded child in an ice cream store. I finally got him to bed by threatening to take pictures of him and posting them here in my lj.

Comments

[angry-man.livejournal.com]

Old Rasputin? OH MAN those are thick. It was way too chocolate-y for my palate.

[welfy.livejournal.com]

What a splendid cake!

Your entire last paragraph has me giggling madly, especially the part with him mocking you. Now I don't feel as embarrassed by Soop's retard behavior. :^P

[acommonreader.livejournal.com]

That cake is BRILLIANT!
Goddamn brilliant, as anyone's grandfather might mutter.

[cherryfly.livejournal.com]

that cake is awesome

[honeywoney.livejournal.com]

That is one wonderful cake!

Funny stuff about your homo-tard-kid boyfriend. I'm laughing. He was probably hurtin' the next morning, yeah?

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Yeah he was, but he didn't complain about it at all.

[nodressrehersal.livejournal.com]

...and to think I voted for his fan theory.

[the-mongrel.livejournal.com]

Wow that's an awesome cake :-)

dancing around like homosexual retarded child in an ice cream store.
I'm about to pee my pants laughing!

[faerieariel.livejournal.com]

there should be some sort of 'best post on my FList' award for this - the cake, the drunk boy, I give it a 9.9, 10 with the photos.

[anodyne19148.livejournal.com]

That cake is adorable, and I laughed out loud at your b'friend mocking you in such a manner!

[stephanietberry.livejournal.com]

ha! well, I just stumbled across your journal, and your description of your boyfriend is delightfully vivid. But I wish you had taken pictures. We all could laugh more, you know.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I agree, those pictures would have been a riot.