Time to Break Out the Quotes Again

[create_destiny]

BF: "I'm sick of your psycho cat!"

ME: "She was abandoned as a kitten!"

BF: "That excuse is only going to work for so long. Sooner or later she's gonna have to take responsibility for her actions."

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ME: "My favorite word is dignity."

BF: "Mine's pizza."

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ME: "You left the sprinkler on all night!"

BF: *turns to dog* "Damnit, Tattoo, you left the sprinkler on all night!"

Comments

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week.

(I'm funnier in person. When I get comfortable being around you)

[bardcat.livejournal.com]

Hilarious!

[90-percent-sure.livejournal.com]

Nothing better than living in a funny house. Funny makes life worth living.

Could you imagine:
You: you left the sprinkler on all night.
BF: Gosh. Sorry. I'll remember to not do that next time.

Yeah, no thanks.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[nodressrehersal.livejournal.com]

I missed reading these! Well, I didn't actually miss them until they popped up again, but then I realized I missed them. So I guess I really did miss them.

[bug-311.livejournal.com]

If you ever get sick of him, maybe we can trade for a week. Mine's pretty funny, but not that good. :)

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Mine just sits around and plays wow, so yeah, let's switch!