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create_destiny ([personal profile] create_destiny) wrote2005-03-07 08:22 am

Quotes

ME: "Those kids saw you scratching your balls just now."

BOYFRIEND: "Well, I hope they learned something, then."

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ME: "I just read somewhere that Albuquerque is number 37 on a list
of the most stressful places to live in the U.S.

BOYFRIEND: "What's so stressful about living in Albuquerque? Trying to
remember how to spell it?"

[identity profile] dietcokehed.livejournal.com 2005-03-08 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, me too...I like my inards to actually BE inards. I don't want no dingleballs a dangling.

[identity profile] createdestiny.livejournal.com 2005-03-08 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, if I had balls I'd probably kill myself.


"I don't know how you guys can walk around with those things."*

*(stolen from Elaine on Seinfeld)

[identity profile] ygolonac.livejournal.com 2005-03-08 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
They do add a certain jauntiness to one's stride.