A Laundry List of My Compulsions, Disorders and Addictions

[create_destiny]

*dirty-dish-piling-up disorder
*compulsive-snooze-button-pressing disorder
*fear-of-running-out-of-toilet-paper disorder
*compulsive used-book-buying disorder
*infrequent-leg-shaving disorder
*compulsive exaggeration disorder
*fear-of-religious-pamphlet disorder
*blaming-bad-smells-on-the-dog disorder
*the-end-of-the-world-will-come-before-I-have-to-pay-this-bill disorder
*coffee addiction
*ice-cream addiction
*coffee-flavored ice-cream addiction

Comments

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

You forgot:
*excessive-flatulence disorder

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

No Dear, that's your dog.