More Funny Stuff From The Boyfriend's Mouth

[create_destiny]

ME: "I think we should put your crack monkey dog in the pound for a few days, teach him a lesson."

BF: "No, it will be just like prison -- he'll learn how to be an even worse dog."

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ME: "I want to explore abandoned structures and take photos.

BF: "Isn't that like trespassing? I don't know if my inner Ned Flanders will allow that."

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BF: "Do you want to go out for breakfast this morning?"

ME: "Sure."

BF: "Would you bring me back something too?"

Comments

[anodyne19148.livejournal.com]

That first one is hilarious!! LOL

[posteverything.livejournal.com]

Laughed out loud on the 3rd one..that was pretty dang smooth.

I think I like this dude.

[thejuicyone.livejournal.com]

hahaha reminds me of those silly fwds i get in my e-mail!

[welfy.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! I like him already.

I guess I don't have an inner Ned Flanders when it comes to exploring abandoned places. As long as we're not hurting anything or looting the place, not disrupting the environment, it can't be harming anyone.

[soopageek.livejournal.com]

t wouldn't be as mucn fun if it weren't trespassing.

I would imagine that northern California has a ghost town or two worth photographing.

[nameleswanderer.livejournal.com]

He has an inner Ned Flanders? I hope he never lets him out.

So what did you get him for breakfast?