Even More Childhood Writings!

[create_destiny]

The mysterous John Gage in the stolen food



one day at Johns house his wife coreen was washing dishes the and saw that the bread was missing and asked John do you no where the bread is? no I have not said John. But John was



the one to steal it. so he knew that coreen knew so he ran away in the car. and coreen cried every night and he came back but he was so fat because he ate all the food in the world.



coreen was very mad becaue he was not as cute as he was. So she hit him on the head with a rollerpin untill he was thin and after that they kissed 1,000,000 times. THe End

Comments

[stephanietberry.livejournal.com]

This is delightful and delicious! Clearly you are an imaginative genius! It could be a great novel.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure Oprah would want to make it one of her book club selections.

[stephanietberry.livejournal.com]

I just love the part where she hit him on the head until he was thin! And how he ate all the food in the world--it sounds mythological, which is why I say novel it.

[the-mongrel.livejournal.com]

Dude that is awesome! Lucky that you saved your childhood writings.

[badcouldbeverse.livejournal.com]

More! more! This is darling.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Really? Oh, good, because I have one more but I was afraid I was over-doing it.

[ridiculicious.livejournal.com]

Those are awesome. I have some like that. And they all involve food somehow.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Can you post them? I'd love to see them.

[langatmig.livejournal.com]

"No plesle no!"

Haha, that's so fantastic!!

[dietcokehed.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Dude.

That's all I have right now ;)

[anodyne19148.livejournal.com]

That the hell?! That is hilarious!

[thejuicyone.livejournal.com]

ahahaha i wish i still had mine, please post more if you have any!

[sardonic-artery.livejournal.com]

Crazy. That's how kid's writings are. I've been reading a 7-year old's lately.