Random Hilariousness Coming From the Boyfriend's Mouth

[create_destiny]

BF: "I want to start brewing my own beer."

ME: "I don't think we should start any new hobbies until my job situation stabilizes."

BF: "FINE!!! I'm gonna build my Solar Death Ray, then. I'm gonna build this!"

(This is the first I'd ever heard about his desire to build a Solar Death Ray)

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ME: "I'm going to do a load of whites now."

BF: "That's racist."

Comments

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

The first you've heard about my yen to build a Solar Death Ray?
Do you not even read my LJ??!!!

I posted about it last month: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ygolonac/107535.html

Sheesh. You better read about is so you aren't suprised when you walk in front of it and burst into flame.

Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

That was a post about a solar furnace, not a solar death ray.

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

Women!
What would you know about death rays of any sort?

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[truejabber.livejournal.com]

If it was up to them there probably wouldn't even be any death rays!

I used to enjoy brewing my own beer, though the bottling process is messy and makes the place smell like yeast for a few days.

Re: Sheesh! Get Your Rays Straight, Buddy!

[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

We live nearly next door to the Sierra Nevada Brewery. I think we are pretty much used to the smell of beer brewing now :)

[dietcokehed.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say, I thought I had read read about a solar death ray...but i was wrong and apparently thinking like a man! I do that a lot sometimes :) I don't read instructions before trying to assemble something, I don't ask for directions when I'm lost...