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create_destiny11. Cheerios are alive and feel pain when we eat them. That's why, when there's only a few Cheerios left in a bowl of milk, they desperately swim away from your spoon and scream for their lives.
12. When riding down an escalator, if you don't jump off right before you get to the bottom you'll get sucked down and mangled in the grates.
13. Coffee and beer are gross and I will never drink that stuff when I grow up.
14. When walking through woods or a field you must be on the lookout for king cobras and killer bees or else you will die.
15. When a person gets fired from a job, their boss sets them on fire with a blow torch.
16. Guinea pigs are what happens when a cat and a pig get married.
17. You've got to watch out for people whose eyebrows grow together because they turn into werewolves whenever there is a full moon.
18. If you get bit by a dog you'll have to get 14 shots in your stomach.
19. Whenever you litter, an Indian on a horse cries.
20. Sex is the most grossest thing EVER and I will never, ever, in a million, BAJILLION years let a boy do that to me!
12. When riding down an escalator, if you don't jump off right before you get to the bottom you'll get sucked down and mangled in the grates.
13. Coffee and beer are gross and I will never drink that stuff when I grow up.
14. When walking through woods or a field you must be on the lookout for king cobras and killer bees or else you will die.
15. When a person gets fired from a job, their boss sets them on fire with a blow torch.
16. Guinea pigs are what happens when a cat and a pig get married.
17. You've got to watch out for people whose eyebrows grow together because they turn into werewolves whenever there is a full moon.
18. If you get bit by a dog you'll have to get 14 shots in your stomach.
19. Whenever you litter, an Indian on a horse cries.
20. Sex is the most grossest thing EVER and I will never, ever, in a million, BAJILLION years let a boy do that to me!
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Date: 2004-08-02 12:32 am (UTC)12: This is true. I had a cousin who knew a guy who's half-sister's boyfriend got sucked down an escalator grate.
13: Half right. Coffee is pretty nasty. Beer though...
14: Not just woods or a field. Cobras and killer bees lurk everywhere.
15: No, they aren't allowed to do that. Yet.
16: This might actually be true. I'll have to do some research. I'll need a cat and pig though to act as...
17: Wait a minute...are you saying this isn't true?
18: Only if it had rabies. Or the doctor doesn't like you.
19: True. Was true. Iron Eyed Cody died though. Now he just rolls over in his grave when you litter.
20: I'll never let a boy do that to me either.
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Date: 2004-08-02 04:56 am (UTC)"Well I don't know anything about small rodents!" she got all huffy and offended.
"That still doesn't excuse you from being a dumbass," I said and laughed and laughed.
19. Is actually true.
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Date: 2004-08-02 06:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-02 05:33 am (UTC)Miranda
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Date: 2004-08-02 06:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-02 08:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-02 09:26 am (UTC)Those poor Cheerios...
Date: 2004-08-02 10:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-02 04:45 pm (UTC)XXXOOO
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Date: 2004-08-02 04:53 pm (UTC)Mom
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen.
Date: 2004-08-02 07:16 pm (UTC)I cannot believe you forgot that you were supposed to hold your breath when passing a graveyard. Because it was rude to breathe in front of those who couldn't. *nods
Re: Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen.
Date: 2004-08-02 08:52 pm (UTC)