Mocha Factor

[create_destiny]

Whenever I voice my desire for a mocha, my bf tries to turn my coffee quest into a Fear Factor episode.

"If you want a mocha you're going to have to walk to the coffee shop carrying a 40 lb. dog on your back. Then you're going to have to eat a bowl of maggots."

Okay, fine. I'll just drink my damned green tea.

Comments

[vagynafondue.livejournal.com]

Ha! What a fun boyfriend!

Dammit, now I want a mocha.

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm getting to the point where I'm just going to have to start injecting it directly in my eye.

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[lcurtis.livejournal.com]

Cry baby, hell I gave up hippo snot several years ago.

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[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

Hippo snot! What the..?!!??

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[dietcokehed.livejournal.com]

Heh, hippo snot....gross. That makes me NOT want a mocha :)

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[nameleswanderer.livejournal.com]

Right now I would eat a bowl of maggots in hippo snot with a 40 pound dog on my back for a good piece of pizza. Unless you poisoned it with coffee.

What do you have to do for egg nog?

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[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

If your nameless wandering brings you through Chico, we'll hook you up with some awesome pizza. You won't have to do anything gross to get it either.

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[nameleswanderer.livejournal.com]

The gross stuff is half the fun!

[mrgrieves138.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help but notice that I had been added to your 'Friends' list, but that I hadn't recieved any comments from you yet.

No big deal, I just wasn't sure if I knew you or not.

I also couldn't help but notice that YOU saw the Pixies play live as well. I hope you enjoyed them as much as I did = )