Mocha Factor

[create_destiny]

Whenever I voice my desire for a mocha, my bf tries to turn my coffee quest into a Fear Factor episode.

"If you want a mocha you're going to have to walk to the coffee shop carrying a 40 lb. dog on your back. Then you're going to have to eat a bowl of maggots."

Okay, fine. I'll just drink my damned green tea.

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[nameleswanderer.livejournal.com]

Right now I would eat a bowl of maggots in hippo snot with a 40 pound dog on my back for a good piece of pizza. Unless you poisoned it with coffee.

What do you have to do for egg nog?

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[ygolonac.livejournal.com]

If your nameless wandering brings you through Chico, we'll hook you up with some awesome pizza. You won't have to do anything gross to get it either.

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[nameleswanderer.livejournal.com]

The gross stuff is half the fun!