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Mar. 7th, 2005 08:22 am
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ME: "Those kids saw you scratching your balls just now."

BOYFRIEND: "Well, I hope they learned something, then."

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ME: "I just read somewhere that Albuquerque is number 37 on a list
of the most stressful places to live in the U.S.

BOYFRIEND: "What's so stressful about living in Albuquerque? Trying to
remember how to spell it?"

Date: 2005-03-07 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietcokehed.livejournal.com
So where is the number one most stressful place to live? I wouldn't want to move there not knowing....

And what is up with guys and ball scratching?! I mean, can't they like, turn around, or wait? The itch can't possibly be THAT bad, and if it is, maybe they need a doctor...or a shave...

Date: 2005-03-08 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ygolonac.livejournal.com
You're just jealous cause you don't have any balls to scratch.

Date: 2005-03-08 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bug-311.livejournal.com
Ew ew ew ew ew.... I'd rather have boobs than balls.

Date: 2005-03-08 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dietcokehed.livejournal.com
Yeah, me too...I like my inards to actually BE inards. I don't want no dingleballs a dangling.

Date: 2005-03-08 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] createdestiny.livejournal.com
Yeah, if I had balls I'd probably kill myself.


"I don't know how you guys can walk around with those things."*

*(stolen from Elaine on Seinfeld)

Date: 2005-03-08 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ygolonac.livejournal.com
They do add a certain jauntiness to one's stride.

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