More Funny Stuff From The Boyfriend's Mouth

[create_destiny]

ME: "I think we should put your crack monkey dog in the pound for a few days, teach him a lesson."

BF: "No, it will be just like prison -- he'll learn how to be an even worse dog."

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ME: "I want to explore abandoned structures and take photos.

BF: "Isn't that like trespassing? I don't know if my inner Ned Flanders will allow that."

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BF: "Do you want to go out for breakfast this morning?"

ME: "Sure."

BF: "Would you bring me back something too?"

Comments

[thedeepgreensea.livejournal.com]

The third one is the best, but you wouldn't like him...he hardly ever comes on to guys, and what's the point of having an LJ if you're not going to be experimental online and then tell the person you're dating that you were just joking around?

[posteverything.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you're mistaken, Dennis. It's the '80s and Tone-Loc is down with the ladies.