Honestly, My Parents Rock
Nov. 2nd, 2006 09:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The story of my family can be told in the rocks we gathered together from rivers, forests, deserts, mountains, backyards, railroad tracks and parking lots. These rocks tell the story of my folk's recent visit to the west coast.

As a family, we always looked for rocks. We went canoeing every summer on the Gasconade and Current rivers in Missouri. A couple of times we went on cross country camping trips and explored remote areas of National Parks . My Dad hated crowds and we always took these trips off season.
Scattered throughout our house on shelves, mantles, in window sills and on wooden boxes we displayed our magnificent rocks: chunks of petrified wood, fragile trilobites, sparkling geodes split in halves, flaky pieces of mica and glassy spikes of quartz. We had a rock that looked like the baby Moses in a basket, found along the Gasconade River. We had a flat, pink one we called "the moon rock" because it had a perfect, pale circle on it's face. My Dad found it in Utah. He also lost his wedding ring in that desert and we'd always joke that had had an affair with a mysterious moon woman who gave him this rock in exchange for his ring.
I used to take rocks to show-and-tell at school and tell outrageous stories about fossilized dinosaur eggs and porous pebbles that were really miniature skulls of a very tiny people who were now extinct. When I got older, my Dad would sometimes take my boyfriends fossil hunting at an abandoned quarry in Ohio.
Here we are collecting rocks along the Eel River in the Humboldt Redwoods again. My Mom had decided to only collect rocks that would fit into her empty water bottle. We were going to give this one to my Dad's friend Chuck who has a strange psychiatric disorder that causes him to see only phallic shapes in the natural world. But it wouldn't fit into the bottle so we took a picture instead.

My Dad told me to look at this rock. So I did.


As a family, we always looked for rocks. We went canoeing every summer on the Gasconade and Current rivers in Missouri. A couple of times we went on cross country camping trips and explored remote areas of National Parks . My Dad hated crowds and we always took these trips off season.
Scattered throughout our house on shelves, mantles, in window sills and on wooden boxes we displayed our magnificent rocks: chunks of petrified wood, fragile trilobites, sparkling geodes split in halves, flaky pieces of mica and glassy spikes of quartz. We had a rock that looked like the baby Moses in a basket, found along the Gasconade River. We had a flat, pink one we called "the moon rock" because it had a perfect, pale circle on it's face. My Dad found it in Utah. He also lost his wedding ring in that desert and we'd always joke that had had an affair with a mysterious moon woman who gave him this rock in exchange for his ring.
I used to take rocks to show-and-tell at school and tell outrageous stories about fossilized dinosaur eggs and porous pebbles that were really miniature skulls of a very tiny people who were now extinct. When I got older, my Dad would sometimes take my boyfriends fossil hunting at an abandoned quarry in Ohio.
Here we are collecting rocks along the Eel River in the Humboldt Redwoods again. My Mom had decided to only collect rocks that would fit into her empty water bottle. We were going to give this one to my Dad's friend Chuck who has a strange psychiatric disorder that causes him to see only phallic shapes in the natural world. But it wouldn't fit into the bottle so we took a picture instead.

My Dad told me to look at this rock. So I did.

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Date: 2006-11-03 05:57 am (UTC)Beautiful.
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Date: 2006-11-03 12:26 pm (UTC)Then we have stones gathered over the years by our boys, most recently this summer while spending an afternoon on the shore of Lake Ontario. They're nothing spectacular, just ones everyone thought were pretty. I have them in an interesting pot out in the garden and, even though our boys are too cool for their own good (21 and 15) they like seeing that the stones are a focal point.
I think I'll bring them in over the winter so the pot doesn't crack, and so I can look and touch.
Thanks for sharing a family story.
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Date: 2006-11-04 02:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-03 12:39 pm (UTC)Is it?
Is there really that psychiatric disorder? Wow.
I love the wide Eel River. The Eel is my favorite river in the whole California. :)
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Date: 2006-11-03 02:14 pm (UTC)I haven't seen much of the Eel River. I'd like to get to know her better. What parts of the Eel river have you explored? Do people canoe it? Or is it too rough?
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Date: 2006-11-03 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-04 12:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-04 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-04 02:57 am (UTC)mom's water bottle
Date: 2006-11-06 08:13 pm (UTC)Remember Dad's video "Naked Pictures of Your Mother"? I should find that, digitize it and let you post the vagina tree, or was it a cave opening???
Of course the other thing I remember about rocks is Brian's famous quote..."cccccolorful rock" found in Colorado after a long van ride from Omaha to where ever we were when we finally got out into the high altitudes of the mountains.
Re: mom's water bottle
Date: 2006-11-07 01:50 am (UTC)I had totally forgotten about Dad's "Naked Pictures of Your Mother" video! You totally should digitize it!!!!!!!!!!! I want to see it again!
Re: mom's water bottle
Date: 2006-11-09 10:19 am (UTC)