Honestly, My Parents Rock

[create_destiny]

The story of my family can be told in the rocks we gathered together from rivers, forests, deserts, mountains, backyards, railroad tracks and parking lots. These rocks tell the story of my folk's recent visit to the west coast.



As a family, we always looked for rocks. We went canoeing every summer on the Gasconade and Current rivers in Missouri. A couple of times we went on cross country camping trips and explored remote areas of National Parks . My Dad hated crowds and we always took these trips off season.

Scattered throughout our house on shelves, mantles, in window sills and on wooden boxes we displayed our magnificent rocks: chunks of petrified wood, fragile trilobites, sparkling geodes split in halves, flaky pieces of mica and glassy spikes of quartz. We had a rock that looked like the baby Moses in a basket, found along the Gasconade River. We had a flat, pink one we called "the moon rock" because it had a perfect, pale circle on it's face. My Dad found it in Utah. He also lost his wedding ring in that desert and we'd always joke that had had an affair with a mysterious moon woman who gave him this rock in exchange for his ring.

I used to take rocks to show-and-tell at school and tell outrageous stories about fossilized dinosaur eggs and porous pebbles that were really miniature skulls of a very tiny people who were now extinct. When I got older, my Dad would sometimes take my boyfriends fossil hunting at an abandoned quarry in Ohio.



Here we are collecting rocks along the Eel River in the Humboldt Redwoods again. My Mom had decided to only collect rocks that would fit into her empty water bottle. We were going to give this one to my Dad's friend Chuck who has a strange psychiatric disorder that causes him to see only phallic shapes in the natural world. But it wouldn't fit into the bottle so we took a picture instead.




My Dad told me to look at this rock. So I did.

Comments

mom's water bottle

[cwise.livejournal.com]

I thought that the picture caught water spurting out of the bottle...pretty funny!

Remember Dad's video "Naked Pictures of Your Mother"? I should find that, digitize it and let you post the vagina tree, or was it a cave opening???

Of course the other thing I remember about rocks is Brian's famous quote..."cccccolorful rock" found in Colorado after a long van ride from Omaha to where ever we were when we finally got out into the high altitudes of the mountains.

Re: mom's water bottle

[createdestiny.livejournal.com]

I thought of that Brian quote too when I was writing this post.

I had totally forgotten about Dad's "Naked Pictures of Your Mother" video! You totally should digitize it!!!!!!!!!!! I want to see it again!

Re: mom's water bottle

[lcurtis.livejournal.com]

You have hit rock bottom; exposing the phallic proclivities of my dear friend the artist. Lately when friends go to other countries I ask them to bring back a small stone, one that they themselves must have picked up from the ground. So far I have stones from,India, England and Mexico. My most cherished and remembered Christmas gift from my parents, back in 57, was a collection of Rocks and Minerals in a partitioned cord board box, each presented in alphabetical order, with the name and hardness of the specimen printed on a paper label. By the way my artist friend, Chuck, just finished a geology course and he knows the difference between igneous and metamorphic rock, They all look like penises to him.